Something Remote

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Something Remote
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Published by Broken Wall Films
Release date(s) January 9, 2009 (2009-01-09)
Let's Play
Original run January 9-12, 2019
No. of episodes 2
Episode length 7-91 minutes
Playlist link
Playlist length 1:39:12

Something Remote is a 2009 independent comedy film directed by Alex Laferriere and released by Broken Wall Films, starring C/J Haley, Rick Desilets, John Selig, Rebecca Davis, Sal Neslusan, and Matt Heron-Duranti. The main story thread, "Three Guys on a Coach", follows the efforts of three TV-addicted roommates trying to avoid an ex-girlfriend stalking them. Interspersed throughout are a number of sketches presented as TV shows and ads the trio are watching. It is notable for its cast and crew featuring a large number of future members of The D-Pad, two years before either the podcast or the YouTube channel existed. In celebration of the film's tenth anniversary, its theatrical cut was re-released on the YouTube channel on January 9, 2019, followed by a blooper reel on January 12, 2019.

Episodes

EpisodeTitleLengthRelease date
*"Something Remote (2009 Theatrical Cut)"1:31:35January 9, 2019 (2019-01-09)
The original 92-minute theatrical release of Something Remote in its entirety.
*"Bloopers"7:37January 12, 2019 (2019-01-12)
The blooper reel from Something Remote.

Cast

"Three Guys on a Couch"

  • Chris "C/J" Haley as Neil Trembley
  • Rick Desilets as Matthias "Mat" Highland
  • John Selig as Erik Goulding
  • Rebecca Davis as Lisa
  • Jeffrey Desautels as Bruce
  • Steve DiTullio as Nelsin
  • Sal Neslusan as Shannon
  • Matt Heron-Duranti as Skott
  • Sammi Lapin as Abby
  • Hunter Giles as Homeless Al
  • Andrew Wilkins and Will Knobloch as Office Workers
  • Amanda Webb as Keyboard Girl
  • Mallory Laferriere as Average Josephine
  • Kathryn Huscusson as Guitar Girl

"Not Wire Tapping"

  • Deke Taylor as NSA Agent
  • Adam Belanger as New Guy

"Nerd Bustin'"

  • Vineet Barot as Cop 1
  • Josh McRusty as Cop 2
  • Andrew Wilkins as Mole
  • Dan Morehouse as DM
  • Nick Bebel, Jake Lee Brown, and Jon Zoll as Players

"Balls"

"College Super Heroes"

  • Steve DiTullio as Frat Man
  • Caleb Wrobel as Blane
  • Jon Zoll as Has-a-Car Lad
  • Vineet Barot as Amaze-o
  • Mike Hyde as Harvard
  • Cara Marcy as Overachievement Girl
  • Andrew Wilkins as Announcer

"Fucked by Fear"

"Ape Doctor"

  • Anthony Corbo as Doctor
  • Bryan Szpyrka as Professor
  • Will Ziegenfus as Pat

"TV Garbage"

  • Edmond Zaloom as Superstar
  • Pat Hickey as Coach 1
  • Pat Hatch as Coach 2
  • Brian Szpyrka as Sly Spoof
  • Raymond Laferriere as Hulk Dad

"DUMP TV"

  • Steve DiTullio as Host

"Pimp My Locker"

  • Jacob Grzyb as Luke Skykiller
  • Rick Beaulac and and Rusty Eggen as Locker Pimps
  • Alex Laferriere as X-Cell

"Larry Singer"

  • Dan Morehouse as Larry Singer
  • Nick Bebel, Eric Sutman, and Kyle Kappmeyer as Troubled People
  • Jon Zoll, Josh McRusty, Andrew Wilkins, Mike Hyde, and Vineet Barot as Audience

Trivia

  • The film features many future D-Pad members and guests in the cast and crew: main hosts C/J Haley, Rick Desilets and John Selig in the three lead roles, hosts Dustin Deren and Nick Bebel in minor roles, podcast guest Alex Laferriere directing and original 5 Days a Stranger LP guest Steve DiTullio producing. Laferriere and DiTullio also play several minor roles throughout the film.
  • The tenth anniversary re-release of the film was broadcast live using YouTube premiere.