Kingdom Hearts Final Mix

Kingdom Hearts Final Mix
Franchise	Kingdom Hearts
Developed by	Square
Published by	Square Electronic Arts
Platform(s)	PlayStation 3
Release date	September 10, 2013 (2013-09-10)
Genre	Action role-playing
Details
Played by	Rick Desilets Dustin Deren Ben Mooney Sarah Fischer
Featuring	John Selig C/J Haley Meg Zaremba Lindsay Gibbons
Original run	December 12, 2015 – November 13, 2016
No. of episodes	62
Episode length	22–85 minutes
Playlist	link
Playlist length	35:21:45
The Heartless Let's Play
Followed by	Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories

Kingdom Hearts Final Mix is a 2002 action role-playing game developed by Square and published by Square Electronic Arts for the PlayStation 2. It is an enhanced version of the game Kingdom Hearts, the first game in the Kingdom Hearts franchise. A high-definition remaster of the game was released for the PlayStation 3 in 2013 as part of Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix. Set in a universe populated by characters from various Disney properties and Final Fantasy games, along with several original additions, the plot revolves around the teenager Sora, who teams up with Donald Duck and Goofy to fight against dark forces and rescue his friends in a journey across various worlds. The PS3 version of the game was played on The D-Pad in 2015, as the first game in The Heartless Let's Play. The LP consisted of 62 episodes; 44 covering the main story followed by 18 covering the postgame, released on weekends from December 12, 2015 to November 13, 2016.

Episodes

This LP was re-released on The D-Pad Unpaused in three segments. The first, containing episodes 1 through 21, was released on January 20, 2023. The second, containing episodes 22 through 44, was released on February 3, 2023. The third, containing episodes 45 through 62, was released on March 7, 2023.

THLP#	Episode	Title	Length	Player(s)	Commentator(s)	Release date
1	1	"Weird... or Not?"	33:07	Rick	John, Dustin, Ben, Sarah	December 12, 2015 (2015-12-12)
2	2	"The SS feSesgh"	29:59	Rick	John, Dustin, Ben, Sarah	December 13, 2015 (2015-12-13)
3	3	"Zero to Four"	23:35	Rick	John, Dustin, Ben, Sarah	December 19, 2015 (2015-12-19)
4	4	"This Giant Novelty Key"	28:44	Rick	John, Dustin, Meg, Ben	December 21, 2015 (2015-12-21)
5	5	"You Killed My Sword"	29:25	Rick	John, Dustin, Meg, Ben	December 28, 2015 (2015-12-28)
6	6	"Stench in a Box"	35:45	Rick	John, Dustin, Ben	December 28, 2015 (2015-12-28)
7	7	"A Lot of Heads and Arm-Elbows"	40:32	Rick	John, Ben, Sarah	January 5, 2016 (2016-01-05)
8	8	"Only Heroes Wear Zippers"	32:08	Rick	Ben, Sarah	January 5, 2016 (2016-01-05)
9	9	"She Literally Shit a Brick"	25:50	Rick	John, Ben	January 11, 2016 (2016-01-11)
10	10	"Slambo Danger"	30:20	Rick	John, Ben	January 11, 2016 (2016-01-11)
11	11	"Jungle Fucking Sucks"	30:57	Sarah	Rick, Dustin, Ben	January 18, 2016 (2016-01-18)
12	12	"She's Fucking Goofy"	41:58	Sarah, Dustin	Rick, Ben	January 18, 2016 (2016-01-18)
13	13	"Gangbang the Alleyway"	32:51	Dustin, Sarah	Rick, Ben	January 23, 2016 (2016-01-23)
14	14	"Too Many Woods"	39:19	Sarah	Rick, Ben	January 24, 2016 (2016-01-24)
15	15	"Street Rat"	33:37	Ben	Rick	February 1, 2016 (2016-02-01)
16	16	"Someone's Having a Day"	29:19	Ben	Rick	February 1, 2016 (2016-02-01)
17	17	"Gnome Sand"	41:36	Ben	Rick	February 6, 2016 (2016-02-06)
18	18	"The Rules of Genie"	25:41	Ben, Rick		February 7, 2016 (2016-02-07)
19	19	"Gummi Ship Episode #4"	31:34	Dustin	Rick, Ben	February 16, 2016 (2016-02-16)
20	20	"Supreme Jumpsuits"	33:45	Dustin	Rick, Ben	February 16, 2016 (2016-02-16)
21	21	"The Chandler"	34:05	Sarah, Rick	John, Ben	February 22, 2016 (2016-02-22)
22	22	"Under the Sea"	29:03	Sarah, Rick	Ben	February 23, 2016 (2016-02-23)
23	23	"Audioerotic Asphyxiation"	25:07	Sarah	Rick, John, Ben	February 27, 2016 (2016-02-27)
24	24	"No Escape"	37:09	Sarah, Rick	John, Ben	February 28, 2016 (2016-02-28)
25	25	"Disorganization XIII"	35:27	Rick		March 7, 2016 (2016-03-07)
26	26	"A Crushed Brainskull"	32:48	Rick	John, Ben	March 7, 2016 (2016-03-07)
27	27	"The Nightmare Before Easter"	31:27	Rick	John	March 14, 2016 (2016-03-14)
28	28	"Fort Polio"	41:50	Rick	John	March 15, 2016 (2016-03-15)
29	29	"Jamiroquai Toast"	32:17	Sarah	Rick, John, Ben	March 21, 2016 (2016-03-21)
30	30	"Never Neverland"	26:03	Sarah	Rick, John	March 21, 2016 (2016-03-21)
31	31	"To the Cavern!"	33:41	Rick	John, Dustin, Ben	April 14, 2016 (2016-04-14)
32	32	"I Think We Died"	30:33	Rick	John, Dustin, Ben	April 15, 2016 (2016-04-15)
33	33	"Getting Head on a Greyhound Bus"	32:58	Rick	John, Dustin, Ben	April 16, 2016 (2016-04-16)
34	34	"I Ain't No Holla Bastion"	27:53	Rick	John, Dustin, Ben	April 17, 2016 (2016-04-17)
35	35	"The Wurst Joke You Can Tell"	30:48	Rick	John, Ben	May 16, 2016 (2016-05-16)
36	36	"Tastyface"	36:55	Rick	John, Ben	May 16, 2016 (2016-05-16)
37	37	"Favorite Ultimately Cool Kword"	23:02	Rick	John, Ben	May 21, 2016 (2016-05-21)
38	38	"Ben & Jam"	27:46	Rick	John, Ben	May 22, 2016 (2016-05-22)
39	39	"Dank Depths"	35:49	Rick	Dustin, Ben	May 28, 2016 (2016-05-28)
40	40	"Impatience and Bullshit"	28:04	Rick	Dustin, Ben	May 29, 2016 (2016-05-29)
41	41	"All Our Fucking Lifetimes"	26:50	Rick	Dustin, Ben	June 4, 2016 (2016-06-04)
42	42	"Mickey's Penis"	38:30	Rick	Ben	June 5, 2016 (2016-06-05)
43	43	"Spookyhead"	43:09	Rick	C/J, Ben	June 25, 2016 (2016-06-25)
44	44	"Epic Mickey"	42:27	Rick	C/J, Ben	June 26, 2016 (2016-06-26)
Postgame
45	45	"Another Side"	51:04	Rick	Ben	July 4, 2016 (2016-07-04)
46	46	"Rock-Paper-Scissor-G"	49:47	Rick	Ben	July 4, 2016 (2016-07-04)
47	47	"Having Fun Yet?"	36:57	Rick	Ben	July 9, 2016 (2016-07-09)
48	48	"Oh, Gummi"	54:33	Rick	Ben	July 11, 2016 (2016-07-11)
49	49	"I Came in Through This Back Hole"	27:45	Rick	Ben, Lindsay	August 13, 2016 (2016-08-13)
50	50	"Pooh's Muddy Path"	52:50	Rick	Ben, Lindsay	August 15, 2016 (2016-08-15)
51	51	"I Can Tell Because of the Way It Is"	29:44	Rick	Ben	September 11, 2016 (2016-09-11)
52	52	"A Bad Case of the Jungle Sliders"	32:45	Rick	Ben	September 12, 2016 (2016-09-12)
53	53	"Business or Pleasure?"	28:08	Rick	Ben	September 17, 2016 (2016-09-17)
54	54	"We Should Know Better"	29:46	Rick	John, Ben, Sarah, Lindsay	September 19, 2016 (2016-09-19)
55	55	"Kingdoms per Second"	30:49	Rick	Ben	September 26, 2016 (2016-09-26)
56	56	"That Fucking Sword"	37:36	Rick	Ben	September 26, 2016 (2016-09-26)
57	57	"Happy van Wiggle"	27:39	Rick	Ben, Lindsay	October 22, 2016 (2016-10-22)
58	58	"Putting Out Fires with Their Huge Dicks"	22:49	Rick	Ben, Lindsay	October 24, 2016 (2016-10-24)
59	59	"You Teleporting Asshole"	31:31	Rick	Ben	November 5, 2016 (2016-11-05)
60	60	"You Ever Been Toe-Choked?"	34:45	Rick	Ben	November 12, 2016 (2016-11-12)
61	61	"Mansex Knows Butt Jesus"	24:21	Rick	Ben	November 12, 2016 (2016-11-12)
62	62	"Another Story"	1:25:12	Rick	Ben	November 13, 2016 (2016-11-13)

Trivia

• The LP of Kingdom Hearts Final Mix was the result of a Patreon poll to decide which game would occupy the "third slot" in the channel's schedule at that time. It was not originally intended to launch a Franchise Play, though Rick expressed interest in covering the subsequent games on multiple occasions. The Heartless Let's Play was officially revealed with the debut of the Kingdom Hearts II Final Mix LP on January 26, 2019, with the LPs of the original game and Kingdom Hearts Re:Chain of Memories retroactively added to the series.